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Think you are having a bad day?

Think you are having a bad day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. but keep reading….

Still think you ‘re having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.
About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse…
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you ‘re having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

Those, Though Believable are most likely Urban myths, Thing is People die all over, want to hear something real about having a bad day ?" a Young child in Africa fends for Himself, Both parents dead from HIV/AIDS Lives in a cardboard Box, eating scraps left around as he can, drinks nasty contaminated water, , and does this day in and day out, His days are bad every day, hence the reason we go send missionary teams to Africa to Try to help

  1. inboxfull
    March 18th, 2011 at 13:20 | #1

    And not a single fcuk was given those days…
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  2. The spirit of the monkey was irrepressible.
    March 18th, 2011 at 13:47 | #2

    First ones a lie, you’ve forfeited the privilege of having me read the rest. Thanks for the two points though.
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  3. Acid Zebra
    March 18th, 2011 at 14:24 | #3

    How do urban myths relate to the perceived quality of my day in any way whatsoever?
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    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/scuba.htm
    http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp

    Been seeing these since 2000, haven’t gotten funnier.

  4. That Dead Guy
    March 18th, 2011 at 14:50 | #4

    Oh that poor bastard… well at least he died in an interesting way!
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  5. Wonder Weirdo
    March 18th, 2011 at 15:16 | #5

    Actually, that one about the diver in the forest fire was proven to be a myth because the equipment used to scoop and suck water up for fires is either to small to scoop up a person or doesn’t have enough power.
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  6. Someone who cares
    March 18th, 2011 at 15:54 | #6

    Yes, I was scuba diving one day & got sucked up into the helicopter bucket & was dumped in the forest fire & died, but then it got better.
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  7. T?? E?? ?ƒ O???™
    March 18th, 2011 at 16:19 | #7

    No, my day is worse, as it is real.
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  8. L A
    March 18th, 2011 at 16:40 | #8

    Urban myths.
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  9. Guardian Mitchell
    March 18th, 2011 at 17:06 | #9

    Not to mention cyclone Yasi hitting Queensland AFTER it had already flooded.

    Yes, relative to my own life, I do believe I am having a bad day. Relative to the world however, I’m living a life of luxury and it makes me feel like shit that I forget that all the time.

    Thanks a lot.
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  10. jeff
    March 18th, 2011 at 17:37 | #10

    well i wasnt until i sat through this list of anchient misnomers. keep on going with irony and you could start your own bible. hubbard did it.
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  11. Lightning From the East
    March 18th, 2011 at 17:42 | #11

    Those, Though Believable are most likely Urban myths, Thing is People die all over, want to hear something real about having a bad day ?" a Young child in Africa fends for Himself, Both parents dead from HIV/AIDS Lives in a cardboard Box, eating scraps left around as he can, drinks nasty contaminated water, , and does this day in and day out, His days are bad every day, hence the reason we go send missionary teams to Africa to Try to help
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    TLS

  12. .
    March 18th, 2011 at 18:29 | #12

    I actually had a pretty good day today, how about yourself?
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