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having a bad day? cant be worse than these guys?lmao!!?

February 24th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came
down eight hours short of the 400-day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.
Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the
pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally…

6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now! Your day’s not so bad, is it?

Thank you!

  1. TMLeaf Fan
    February 25th, 2010 at 00:33 | #1

    Bad day? Yes. LMAO? Not even close….
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  2. Fabregas
    February 25th, 2010 at 00:39 | #2

    call me gullible but this isnt true right? lol cause if it is…wow
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  3. LordSpud
    February 25th, 2010 at 01:19 | #3

    Thank you!
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  4. Cinderella
    February 25th, 2010 at 01:28 | #4

    Indeed it is not so bad. It puts things in a whole different perspective!
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  5. ~One Of A Kind~
    February 25th, 2010 at 02:06 | #5

    The last one got me laughing, thx a lot ^^
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  6. tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net
    February 25th, 2010 at 02:36 | #6

    Golly! No, I’m having a wonderful day indeed! Thanks for pointing out it could be so much worse!!
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  7. Motti _Shish
    February 25th, 2010 at 03:25 | #7

    Haha! Those are really funny! Big smile 🙂
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  8. rebellious ffb
    February 25th, 2010 at 04:08 | #8

    wow thanks for giving me a reminder on how to appreciate my "normal" life!
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  9. sunflower
    February 25th, 2010 at 04:13 | #9

    Oh my goodness……………..thats bad,bad,bad
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  10. Sonu G
    February 25th, 2010 at 04:27 | #10

    Bad day
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  11. A.J.
    February 25th, 2010 at 04:57 | #11

    Bad day?! What bad day??! Nope! No bad day here!……OMG… 😉
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