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Should the NFL establish a "Toilet Bowl" for the 2 worst teams in the league?

February 20th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Greetings Earthlings, Sith Lord Barney here.

While pacing around inside the Death Star, I had a very deep conversation with one of my Stormtroopers about the idea of an NFL showdown featuring the 2 teams with the worst records in the league.

What would be the point of this, you say?

Well, it’s quite simple!

Nobody seems to give a damn about the Pro Bowl nowadays, as it seems by the time this pointless game comes around, half of the original starters don’t want to play. What’s the fun in watching a bunch of back-ups go at it? I don’t see it.

I am proposing an idea of having the 2 worst teams in the NFL play in the "Toilet Bowl" in Hawaii. This would be a battle for the #1 pick in the upcoming NFL Draft. That, hopefully, would be enough motivation for these teams to go at it.

Now, I know some of you will say, "a lot of teams nowadays don’t want the #1 pick in the draft because of the enormous salary 1st picks usually demand." I understand that. That’s why I suggest that if AND WHEN the NFL dumps the Pro-Bowl in favor of the "Toilet Bowl", they institute a god damn rookie salary cap while they’re at it!

Now, what do you guys think of that? Please give me your thoughts.

Oh, one last thing before I go: I have assassinated Elmo.

Sith Lord Barney, signing off.
Yes, I forgot to mention that the WINNER of this game would get the #1 pick in the upcoming NFL Draft.

I thought that was taken care of with the Pre Season?

  1. La Bong *Go Saints*
    February 21st, 2010 at 04:40 | #1

    Lions and Browns.
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  2. Pitbull
    February 21st, 2010 at 05:05 | #2

    will the winner get the #1 pick in the draft?
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  3. T
    February 21st, 2010 at 05:25 | #3

    Do you REALLY think you’re funny? You don’t get out much, do you?
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  4. Yes Yes
    February 21st, 2010 at 05:31 | #4

    i think its good. the two teams with the lowest records play. in this case, lions and rams. just where they are playing is a good question. 1-15 vs 2-14. and whats funny is that the rams beat the lions as there only win lol.

    it should be a tournament though. 8 teams, the winning team gets the flush trophy. aside from the stupid joke, it could work like this:

    AFC 4 lowest teams battle and winner faces winner of the 4 NFC lowest teams.

    redskins 4-12, vs rams 1-15
    lions 2-14, vs bucs 3-13

    bills 6-10 vs chiefs 4-12
    raiders 5-11, vs browns 5-11

    and so on lol
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  5. – ?!|®!|?! – ™
    February 21st, 2010 at 06:17 | #5

    that would be absolutely terrible to watch
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  6. Moss
    February 21st, 2010 at 06:35 | #6

    I thought that was taken care of with the Pre Season?
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