Death Records Now

Locked away in a vault in Texass with "little" georgie bushes TANG records.
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You don’t want his pet vaccination records and names of everyone who attend his daughters most recent bday party?

You are looking for personal records so why not ask for them all.
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They aren’t missing.
They don’t exist.
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Nothing that the Obama administration will ever be good enough for people like you. If you don’t like the man or his policies that is fine, just don’t make your party look like a bunch of fools!
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The thing is, either you are confused about what these documents are, or they are absolutely none of your business. In this country people have the right to privacy, which means nobody has the right to demand non-existent documents from you, either.

My best guess is that neither you nor I has ready access to a single document of our own on your list. Does that mean we were both born in Kenya? ?°)
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Anyone still harping on this junk is not willing to accept rational evidence.
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In his and brothers mud hut in Kenya where he came from.
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In Kenya or destroyed so his pants don’t get on fire
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Hidden in the Ivory Tower of Babble with Sanford’s Mysterious Maria!
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You want his shoe size, too? Aliens don’t have feet, you know, so that should prove…

You guys really ARE off-the-wall.
But let’s hear from Bernie "I Sold Out To FOX" Goldberg on the matter:

Bernie Goldberg has a theory about why there’s been a significant controversy over Lou Dobbs’ promotion of the "Birther" conspiracy theory, which he shared with Bill O’Reilly on B.O.’s TV show recently:
It’s all an evil plot by the Obama White House to string the story along indefinitely so as to make his right-wing opposition look like a nuttier bunch than an Almond Joy. But let Bernie and Bill O’Reilly explain:

*Goldberg: "Well, let’s get the easy part out of the way first. CNN should not, repeat, not fire Lou Dobbs for talking about this. Lou Dobbs didn’t say Barack Obama wasn’t born in the United States, he said just the opposite! He said he was born in the United States. But then he said he should produce his birth certificate. Now let’s think about this for a second. Why wouldn’t President Obama release his birth certificate? He was born in Hawaii, Hawaii last I checked is in the United States, and — why in the world wouldn’t he release his birth certificate?"
*O’Reilly: "Can I answer that question?"
*Goldberg: "Well, let me answer it first. OK? Let me just answer my own question first."
*O’Reilly: "OK, you answer it, and then I’ll have the correct answer."
*Goldberg: "I have a theory. And the theory is this: That the Chicago Mafia inside the White House want to keep this crazy controversy going. Because the longer it goes, the better the chance that they will conflate the crazy right-wing fringe with regular conservatives and regular Republicans."
*O’Reilly: "That’s not a bad theory. But from dealing with the Obama White House, now, for almost, more than a year, I will tell you they are, uh, as every White House I’ve ever experienced, they’re arrogant, they’re arrogant. And they’re saying to themselves, ‘We’re not gonna let Lou Dobbs tell us what to do. We’re not gonna let these cranks on talk radio tell us what to do. They want the birth certificate released? Tough. We’re not going to do it, because we have the power, and we don’t like that.’ That’s what it’s all about — it’s a ‘Ha ha, we’re not gonna do what you say’."

Interesting theories, gentlemen. Unfortunately, they both tend to run aground on a simple fact: Obama actually released his birth certificate in June 2008. It reads, "Certification of Live Birth."

Now, as FactCheck.org’s definitive piece on the certificate issue explains, this is in fact the "short form" of Obama’s birth certificate, not its long form, which is filled out by the hospital and kept in its records. So why doesn’t Obama release the long form? Because Hawaiian law doesn’t give him that option:

The document is a "certification of birth," also known as a short-form birth certificate. The long form is drawn up by the hospital and includes additional information such as birth weight and parents’ hometowns. The short form is printed by the state and draws from a database with fewer details. The Hawaii Department of Health’s birth record request form does not give the option to request a photocopy of your long-form birth certificate, but their short form has enough information to be acceptable to the State Department. We tried to ask the Hawaii DOH why they only offer the short form, among other questions, but they have not given a response.

Now, if Goldberg and O’Reilly are so concerned that the public might conclude that mainstream conservatives are prone to far-right conspiracy theories and various other forms of wingnuttery, they might look in the mirror. It’s the virtual definition of wingnuttery to even be asking why Obama won’t release his birth certificate when he has in fact done so.

There’s no Obama conspiracy keeping this garbage alive and tying it around the necks of mainstream conservatives. They’re doing a very fine job of that themselves.

Can you see that they are hanging themselves with their spider web of conspiracy?
Parse the word conspiracy: “con’s piracy.“
The neocons have hijacked a Boat To Nowhere.
And it’s sinking faster than the Titanic.
Right down Joe The Plumber’s toilet…
‘Nuff said.
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Hey: all those records you ‘demand’ to see? I have similar records relating to my own family… and guess what: THEY _ ARE _ PRIVATE. And just because YOU demand to see them, you have NO RIGHT to see them. Or, as EVERY court has said to the birther lawsuits, "you have no STANDING."

Have you ever considered that the FBI, CIA, State Department, NRO, DOJ, Secret Service, Pentagon, et al., would NOT have vetted Obama before giving him the Nuclear Launch Codes, daily National Intelligence Briefings, etc etc etc. You guys defy rationality and strain credulity.

BUT: I say "believe what you want." Just don’t expect the world to join you in your fantasy.

Of course, I understand that in YOUR world, privacy means nothing… "a la" the (non)Patriot Act.
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Hey how about his last tetanus shot, cause after this biting in the ass campaign against him he’ll need one.
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Can you show me your release papers! Unless they let your kind use computers in the insane asylum!
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Who knows and what’s more, who cares? The question of citizenship has been asked and answered. Only the bigots and the cognitively challenged refuse to accept reality.
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Area 51, two crates over from the Ark.
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This is a lunatic fringe question that has no validity.

He would have never have been elected if he were not a citizen of the US. My guess is you are either an extreme conservative or right wing Republican since this issue resonates with people of this political persuasion.

I doubt very seriously Lou Dobbs is promoting this issue for anything beyond viewer ratings.

What is surprising is how many people are obsessed with this issue.
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Yes I can produce these records of myself and my family. I have picture’s of my birthday parties with the kids wearing normal clothes like Americans do. Not dresses like pictures of Obama has been known to wear. My brothers and sisters are American born on this soil and have records to prove it. I would have no problem for the world to see them if I was running for the office he did.
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they’re in his mud hut in kenya. the birthers are finally out to prove what’s been known for years. that the black african male (hominis africanus) is a far superior human specimen campared to the flabby white americans. not only physically but now scholastically and mentally as we preove that a black man from kenya has taken the white house of the "greatest" country in the world. raise your fist to black power brother and spread the word. obama is from kenya. black power YAY! FIND TRUTH. KNOW TRUTH–SPREAD TRUTH.
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In a land far , far away, long, long ago, in the depths of Africa, a skinny baby black boy is born. Right away, the plot is hatched ! All that is needed is for this black baby to grow up to be POTUS. No problem. The clairvoyant knew in 1961 that the Civil Rights Act of 1965 would happen. First thing they did was to call up the newspapers in Hawaii and bribe them to post the birth announcement so it can be used in the future. For decades, the plot rolls along, and nobody was the wiser. First, they get him "installed" in Harvard with phony papers. Nobody notices that he cheats his way to the top of his class. After hiding him for a while as a "community organizer", they sneak him into the US Senate. After doing nothing there, he then manages to not only win his party’s nomination in a record long battle, he then beats the best the GOP can throw at him. Now the plan is almost complete. OH SH!T, now somebody is asking too many questions about the phony BC. Roll out the newspaper clippings, of course !
Good thing they thought of all that 48 years ago !
Who was the clairvoyant that knew that the skinny black baby boy in Kenya would grow up to be POTUS?
I want him to pick some winning lottery tickets for me !
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