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Jim Morrison was on the swim team in Alameda Virginia at Alameda High. What form of swimming did he specialize in?
•Breast Stroke
•Butterfly Stroke
•Crawl
•Back Stroke

In 1963 while FSU, Jim stayed in the Cherokee Motel. What room?
•101
•11
•53
•206

The death of JFK touched Jim Morrison and was included in a lot of his lyrics. Not To Touch the Earth best describes this. What are the lyrics that show JFK’s death touched him?
•“Oswald did it/I saw him myself”
•“Poor JFK died in a Lincoln/too bad I saw him sinkin”
•“Dead Presidents corpse in the driver’s car/The engine runs on glue and tar”
•“Everyone cried/when JFK died”

Someone else who was important to Jim Morrison also died on the same day JFK did. Who was it?

•His mother
•Fredrich Nietzsche
•Aldous Huxley
•His father

When Jim Morrison became famous with The Doors, he hung out at The Factory with Andy Warhol. First time they met, Andy gave Jim a gift. What was it? And what was it for?

•It was a bottle of liquor for drinking.
•It was a gold telephone to talk to God with
•It was a tube of lipstick for his lips
•It was a print of Jim and the band for his wall

Jim Morrison barely bought records, but he went out and bought:
•Bob Dylan John Wesley Harding
•Cream Disraeli Gears
•The Beatles White Album
•The Turtles To Young To Be One

Jim Morrison had a fetish with a body part. What body part was it?
•Hands
•Knees
•Shins
•Feet

Jim Morrison would drive out to Santa Ana Canyon where Indian’s thought the_______ lived?
•Devil
•Jesus
•Shaman
•Buddha

In the spring of 1965, Jim Morrison wanted to make a movie. He asked Mary Werbelow to be in the movie but she declined. Why?
•Her new Agent told her not to
•The scene called for only a girl in lingerie
•She had shown up and Jim’s place and caught him with another girl
•All of the above

The Doors and Jim played only one benefit concert in 1966, at the beginning of the year. What was the cause and where was the concert?
•War toys protest in Will Rogers State Park
•Stop the Draft week in San Francisco
•Vietnam war protest in Washington D.C
•Gays and Lesbian rights in L.A California

Jim Morrison had a girlfriend named Pamela Courson who was very important to Jim. When’s her birthday?
•December 2nd 1940
•January 22nd 1946
•December 22nd 1946
•July 22nd 1943

Jim Morrison’s only explanation (he told Pamela this) to his crazy, wild and obscene concerts was:
•“I love to rub the crowd the wrong way.”
•“Baby, you never know when you’re doing you’re last set.”
•“It’s all for the money, honey.”
•“I do it because I’m so high, baby. I can’t help it.”

What was the reason behind the song Hello I Love You?
•It was secretly to his parent’s to let them know he still loves them.
•Jim and Ray saw this black girl and the lyrics are what they wanted to tell her.
•Jim wrote this for Pam.
•Jim wrote this song about a statue.

When the Doors first started, Ray suggested that Jim get a haircut. What was Jim’s reply?
•“No, thanks. I like it long.”
•“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!”
•“Wanna pay for it?”
•“YOU get a haircut!!!!”

During a session of recording Light My Fire, Someone was watching TV. What was Jim’s reaction?
•He stopped to see what was on
•He kept singing
•He took the TV and threw it at the studio window
•He went over to the wall and unplugged the TV from the wall

Jim Morrison was on the swim team in Alameda Virginia at Alameda High. What form of swimming did he specialize in?
• Butterfly Stroke

In 1963 while FSU, Jim stayed in the Cherokee Motel. What room?
• 206

The death of JFK touched Jim Morrison and was included in a lot of his lyrics. Not To Touch the Earth best describes this. What are the lyrics that show JFK’s death touched him?
• “Dead Presidents corpse in the driver’s car/The engine runs on glue and tar”

Someone else who was important to Jim Morrison also died on the same day JFK did. Who was it?
• Aldous Huxley

When Jim Morrison became famous with The Doors, he hung out at The Factory with Andy Warhol. First time they met, Andy gave Jim a gift. What was it? And what was it for?
• It was a gold telephone to talk to God with

Jim Morrison barely bought records, but he went out and bought:
• Bob Dylan John Wesley Harding

Jim Morrison had a fetish with a body part. What body part was it?
• Hands?
(never, ever heard of this before)

Jim Morrison would drive out to Santa Ana Canyon where Indian’s thought the_______ lived?
• Shaman

In the spring of 1965, Jim Morrison wanted to make a movie. He asked Mary Werbelow to be in the movie but she declined. Why?
• All of the above

The Doors and Jim played only one benefit concert in 1966, at the beginning of the year. What was the cause and where was the concert?
• War toys protest in Will Rogers State Park

Jim Morrison had a girlfriend named Pamela Courson who was very important to Jim. When’s her birthday?
• December 22nd 1946

Jim Morrison’s only explanation (he told Pamela this) to his crazy, wild and obscene concerts was:
• “Baby, you never know when you’re doing you’re last set.”

What was the reason behind the song Hello I Love You?
• Jim and Ray saw this black girl and the lyrics are what they wanted to tell her.

When the Doors first started, Ray suggested that Jim get a haircut. What was Jim’s reply?
• “NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!”

During a session of recording Light My Fire, Someone was watching TV. What was Jim’s reaction?
• He went over to the wall and unplugged the TV from the wall

I guessed on a couple of these 🙂 I always wished there was a class at my school about The Doors. I would be much more motivated to study for that than my other classes (such as the AP Chem thing I should be studying for) 🙂

Think you are having a bad day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. but keep reading….

Still think you ‘re having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.
About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse…
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you ‘re having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

Those, Though Believable are most likely Urban myths, Thing is People die all over, want to hear something real about having a bad day ?" a Young child in Africa fends for Himself, Both parents dead from HIV/AIDS Lives in a cardboard Box, eating scraps left around as he can, drinks nasty contaminated water, , and does this day in and day out, His days are bad every day, hence the reason we go send missionary teams to Africa to Try to help

Think you are having a bad day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. but keep reading….

Still think you ‘re having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.
About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse…
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you ‘re having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can’t explain."

"So what happened that’s so horrible?", the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."

"Okay",said the man "but that’s not so bad."

"Some things you just can’t explain," the farmer replied. "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

The man laughed and said, "Again?"

The farmer replied,"Some things you just can’t explain. I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Well I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can’t explain"

"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn’t have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in…Some things you just can’t explain."

THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba
tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air. Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.
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Still think you’re having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she
once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them.
They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
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Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse…

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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STILL think you’re having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
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What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better?

how horrible am i that i laughed so hard i really did start to pee my pants lol too funny!!!!!!!!!